I dont kno what was worse. Waking up 2 a guy next to me thinking I got blackout or realizing it was your boyfriend.
I've decided to bang my pen-pal.
We turned everything surrounding BP and the oil leak into a "that's what she said" drinking game. We've been drunk for a month
How do I tactfully ask if the neighbors downstairs can hear me beating it?
She started licking your face, then you turned to me and said "I guess thats my cue", and you proceeded to hook up with her.
I just feel as thought we should spend the day in which we celebrate relationships the same as how we started them. Drunken hook ups.
Why have they been driving around the block for the past 30 min?
He told her it was international road head day.
Give me one reason I shouldn't put the phrase "sex emotions" into my essay.
No.
I just masturbated to a Jock Jams cd. What have you done today?
It's gonna be ok. As we grow older we sometimes lose sight of what's important to us. Like safe sex. And standards.
Thanks for launching me off you reverse cowgirl. I think I chipped a tooth.
Do you ever look back on your life and think - man I should have never had sex with that guy
idk i usually just blame everything on steve
Steve quit two months ago
If I don't get alcohol poisoning from tonight I don't think i ever will.
he broke off the kiss to ask "can I grab your boob?" like props for asking for clear and concise consent but there HAS to be a sexier way to do it
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