Tell him to shut up cuz i said so. I lost my dollar shoe :(
Come on, it shouldn't be that hard NOT to suck someone's dick
That guy youre talking to looks like Brian from Family Guy.
Ever since he's come out, my facebook stalking experience has gotten uncomfortable
Walk of shame... his parents made me go to church with them first. in my club top sweat pants and slippers. i just slapped god in the face
Dude a guy just showed up with alcohol and a bag of double cheese burgers. I think I found my future husband.
I'm sorry I put you in the washing machine. I honestly thought you would fit.
You haven't had the true md experience until you've had your crotch grabbed by a drunk stripper with a snaggle tooth in front of your coworkers.
Ya I painted "STOP TRYING ANAL" on her headboard. I'm sick of listening to her whine through the wall and bitch the next day.
Hypothetical Question: Would you take a cougar bullet for me?
I'm going to smoke the pathetic stems and miscellaneous particles that weren't good enough for all my other bowls because its all I have left. This is my bag's Rudy moment.
He took a girl home at like eight, fucked her, kicked her out, came back to the bar, and repeated the process again at 10:30 and 2:30. THREE GIRLS IN ONE NIGHT. ALL PICKUPS. I HATE HIM.
I'm pretty sure that waking up butt ass naked with a bottle of 151 and a note that said "I didn't want to wake you up, but thanks" proves I had a good time....god bless America
You know that text I sent you last night at 2? That was 5 minutes before I ran face first into a wall of not okay
yeah, my mom got it for me because it had animals AND alcohol.
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