i was so high last night that i actually googled "how to get un high"
if you ask that question again our friendship is over
just as he was about to cum he started shouting "I THINK I CAN! I THINK I CAN!" over and over again.
He was a level 5 clinger dude i dont need to be told how ridiculously awesome i am all the time, if so id just hang out with my mom
Gotta love hanging with Nat. By the time guys realize she isnt going home with them, they've spent enough money and time to think I'm a good idea.
when she was 9 she got kicked out of our 4-H camp dance for pole dancing on the spirit stick
Guys, I'm sleeping in the BOYNTON LAUNDRY ROOM. if you can, come let me out in the morning as I have no keys. I might be in the study room possibly. DON'T FORGET. I will be trapped
Well if he truly loves me he will just have to accept my flaws. And that includes a tequila dependency and borderline lesbianism.
on a scale of 1 to 'no sex' how busy are you this week?
Idk. I'm naked in front of the computer eating ribs. All is right with the world.
That's so nerdy and hot at the same time.
I woke up with a black eye, bruised knuckles, wearing women's clothing, in a house I did not recognize, next to a solid 9. Thank you for making 21 special.
Yeah even if I got stabbed it would be worth it
Packing a mid day bowl in the Sonic parking lot. Have I gone too stoner?
I told him that I wanted his dick like I wanted a jumbo hot dog. There something wrong with my priorities
I basically gave Miranda rights to the guy I hooked up with, jus so we were all clear what was happening
He told me to keep watching the Grammys and then went down on me.. I think I'm in love.
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