i can't wait to go to hell
yeah...all of my friends will be there for sure
he's going on about how he's going to treat me right and wants to let himself be in love with me and spend a lot of time together. kids these days. like its not about sex anymore. i'm confused.
The line was so long at Kum n Go some guy opened & drank 2 beers from his 12 pack while waiting.
You know how i spent all of black friday on the plane? Well guess who's getting a x-mas gift from skymall?!!??
you busted in the room, ripped the covers off of us, ... and fist pumped
she said they gang banged her to "who let the dogs out." the dude left of the middle barked along. sounds like a good time.
Just realized my talking to the tv hockey voice is same as my sex voice. Life just got a whole lot weirder.
Even the paramedic said "what a way to kill a party"
As I was sneaking out of his house last night his moms lover was sneaking in, he held the door for me...
I sincerely thought making it to McDonalds by 10:00am was a shoe-in but it appears that I need to adjust my zoom when looking at the map before walking to places.
Come now. I'm bloody but I'll give you the best fuck of your life.
He spelled Steven with "ph", needless to say my nose was almost bleeding from the amount of axe he was wearing.
Ever since we've gotten back together, it's like the ghosts of booty call's past have been hitting me up. Lol.
I just rolled a blunt and took my bra off. I'm not going anywhere.
JB just got pulled over and I am in the trunk...... this isnt good
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