I know she is the girl of my dreams bc she orgasmed, rolled over and then asked if I knew that Orlando beat Cleveland.
i am only reminding you that showing off your fellatio skills on vegetables is probably not an appropriate party trick
You got so drunk you kept singing the Sailor Moon theme song and kept making everyone call you Sailor Venus.
I think she faked a seizure to get out of it ...
this speak and spell drinking game will be the death of us all.
drunk freshman in the bathroom puking keeps saying "i'm a peasant" over and over
its not that I hate him, it's just that I wish his penis was attached to someone i like more
So question, would you consider it morally wrong to grind up Cialas and put it in ones cocktail? Then I get what I want and he doesn't have to be embarrassed and he can win the mental game with himself? I'm only thinking of him...
Any chance I can buy my dignity back with $45?
You are the only person I know who has a fierce hatred for a five year old. Not even five year olds in general, yours is very specific
I feel horrible. I brought her to your house like a late night pizza delivery and dropped her off.
dude, she has my telletubby sweats and my good sweatshirt hostage, I can't risk their safety with a breakup
My tits became the mascot for the SAE house last night.
She meowed at me. Repeatedly. Then she asked what was wrong with me because I didn't understand her.
from across the room i saw you look into your beer and whisper "i love you"
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