ill give you a foot job if you come over before 4
omg my older sister has been googling "how do I know if I've had an orgasm?" and "bj tips". the family laptop is not meant for this...
At what point during this road trip should I let them know I've been drinking in the backseat the whole time and can't take my turn driving?
high as fuck. watching parent trap with my mom. keep missing my mouth.
It's that "make a Pringle and Twinkie sandwich" kind of depression.
he was once again the drunkest girl at the party
Oh my God, that is a gorgeous man. And I wasn't even gay until five minutes ago.
Drunbk and roasting marshmallows on my stove. Accidentally singed the catr's fur but she'sd alright.
You paid at the door and they gave you a straw for the kiddie pool full of booze.
After a bit there were two girls who got naked and liquor wrestled. I don't think it was planned.
Had sex in a cemetery last night during a thunderstorm. I feel like my goth points have skyrocketed
just had sex in my dorm hall public bathroom while wearing my favorite cat sweater. tonight was a win
Hi, I put a dog in your house, I hope it's yours.
It's the first weekend of the school year and I'm already selling stuff for booze. Need a microwave?
Some Romanian guy at work just told me "you come my house, we drink beer and you come make fuck with my sister"
If he's not there watching you go for it. It's been a while bro.
the twins are trying to figure out which one is the one doing body shots off a janitor in this picture
Randomize
