i woke up in his bed, he had my shirt on
and high school musical 3 was playing on his lap top
How can i ever say i miss u when u wont go away
It really wasent that hard. The male one had a M and the woman one had a W. I just couldent comprehend that at the time.
The family from the blindsided came and talked to us last night. The dad owns 68 taco bells. You would have been so inspired
I never thought I would say the free bottle of grey goose was the problem but it was
That girl gave me her number because you were arrested. I am so proud of you dude.
I don't know what to tell you, usually I would just ask if they'd like to meet the captain. If you can't get laid it's your problem.
Well my door is unlocked for you, I'll be in the bathtub drinking a pre-mixed bottle of margarita until I forget the degree to which my life sucks.
Definitely need to find a less healthy bootycalls. All this bitch got in her fridge is feta, English muffins and wheat grass. What the fuck can I make with that???
Found 2 Coors, problem solved.
So we were having sex and his roommate walks in eating a bag of chips. Then proceeds to talk to us about his bitch of a professor.
Did he at least offer you guys chips?
I think I'd be more bothered by his cross dressing if I wasn't secretly into women..,
Okay so.. What's with me and guys who have more than 2 nipples
Even his sexts are poetic. He said breasts instead of tits so I'm gonna lock this shit down asap
I always can't wait to see you but when there's also an opportunity to get naked it elevates to an entirely different level
Edible... I FEEL CLOSER TO THE UNIVERSE AND I DEF TRAVELED IN TIME. I THINK I CAN READ MINDS NOW.
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