I Bought a bracelet with bible characters and a charm broke. the virgin mary one. Do you think it's a sign?
So pretty much, I was trying to piece last night together and remembered a point where I was pointing to you heart then touching your face. I'm not sure that I ever translated that to "I like your personality better than your looks" but that's what I meant
im about as happy as oj after his trial
is it bad that I sent her a picture of my penis on her husbands birthday?
I just found glitter on my vibrator... whatever we're doing has to stop
Remind me tomorrow to take that ball-gag out of my purse.
We were just talking bout putting on helmets and going fo a car ride just to see how ppl react. I will def fit in here haha
Not my man #1 and if he likes it then he should put a title on it. Till then the gates of hell. Aka my vagina are open for entrance.
It's like, "you literally have no idea who i am but i definitely slept with your brother in your bed."
Youre not supposed to get arrested if your parents fly you home for christmas!
True but this has the bonus of them maybe not wanting to fly me home next year, im good with that didnt wanna go in the first place.
Her family was right next to mine during christmas eve mass. Between the terrifying glares and her trying to set my sleeve on fire during the candle part I am VERY sure she knows im fucking her ex...
I'm currently sitting beside my brother who is taking a bath and feeding him nachos while he covers his genitals. If that's not sibling bonding then I don't know what is
Do you know this guy sitting in front of us? Asking for my vagina.
why do i have a pole dance champion shot glass?
It was kind of like hidden Mickey ears, but with dicks.
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