did it hurt when the cum got in your eye
not so much hurt, more like a stinging sinsation like mouthwash
we are driving next to a guy driving and masturbating while looking at a naked magazine. I love LA
If you bang a chick other than your girlfriend while playing tiger woods on xbox I wonder if an accomplishment would come up...
This was worse than the time that I shot a bald eagle.
I was just handed a mimosa the size of my head. Stay tuned.
As it turns out, strippers don't accept checks.
i yelled at him for a little and we ended up fucking in a random tennis court.
Apparently it's ok to apply for building permits drunk. I feel like there definitely is a law preventing that.
Do you think you're physically and mentally capable of killing me? Because I'd really appreciate it.
Bro if you don't text me back I'm gonna send you a picture of my nut sack every ten seconds for the rest of the night. I'm home alone with nothing to do. Don't push me.
Ask her if it hurt when she broke through earths crust as she ascended from hell
YOUR VAGINA IS SO CUTE IT'S LIKE A LITTLE MACAROON
Sorry I missed your call. I was in the shower washing away my sins and sweat. Please tell me you want to get drunk as shit later.
He bent me in ways I couldn't imagine.. and im a gymnast.
shots, cocks, socks. bingo
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