Fuck Jersey, the house im in is so baller but this state just cannot win.
i can't help myself.. i am just so in love with the kitchen manager.
...he was wearing JNCO shorts.. i'm pretty sure i saw the dragon.
so after the bed broke we walked out of the room to a standing ovation
My vagina makes bad decisions like its her job
standing in the yard with no pants on waiting for google maps to come and take a picture.
Thanks for stopping me from doing a one man keg stand by myself clad in only a towel. that probably wouldve ended badly.
My roommate just got home. Made an entire package of bacon. Ate it. And then went to bed.
for once, the $56 i am about to pay for plan b was actually worth the sex.
I cannot even. Taco bell reception. Beers. New friends from Georgia.
Was that your vagina? Received a text pic from a number I didn't recognize. Shaved, so no hair color cues. But it looked like your lips.
Hes wearing a shirt that says warning shitshow and i cant help but think his attorney made him wear it so ppl know the dangers.
Whatever happend to that lawsuit where he got sued for shittig in that fish tank
Just to warn you I probably wont be able to do anything that involves standing up
His mom already thought we were lesbians BODY SHOTS WERE JUST NOT AN OPTION SORRY
I've never seen a dude bust out of his jacket and rock an air banjo like u
doc says my ankle might be broken, they're going to do xrays. He asked me what happened and I told him if he could find out that would be great.
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