what's the vibe there?
extraordinary amounts of gine
trent lit his nipple on fire and said "i am the only highlander"
If the first sentence isn't something about weed or the nature of choclate I'm skipping class.
My favorite part about you getting arrested is having to explain the prosthetic leg in the front seat.
Is it weird that out of everything, Im most worried about chipping a tooth on his prince albert?
dude, i turned on the light and asked if they were ok and they STILL didn't stop. Most determined sex EVER.
His new job just became new places to have sex at.
How many vodka infused gummi bears count as 1 drink?
YOU COME FROM SAD WHALE FAMILY, DEEP IN OCEAN!
We found him in the backyard throwing shoes onto the roof yelling "WHO BRINGS CROCS TO A HOUSE PARTY?!"
I drew a nude short fat middle aged woman today and liked it
It was honestly one of my favorite days in art class except for the 20 min she faced me and kept looking at me and we made eye contact
My garbage can has nothing in it besides condoms and candy wrappers. That's good garbage.
I just gave her a sobriety test in the middle of the baking aisle.
And the results, officer?
She's fucked.
The crooked penis I maybe could have looked past...but no foreplay? Deal breaker.
Oh, I also stabbed a guy Friday and he still asked me out
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