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(561): View more from Florida

Pretty sure that Albanian broad gave me something last night. Now we play the waiting game.

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(414): View more from Wisconsin

I'm not giving my ex her earrings back. If some chick i hated gave me brownies i would still eat them. It's the same thing.

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(732): View more from New Jersey

we are currently watching a singalong porn...just thought you should know

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(724): View more from Pennsylvania

I knocked myself out momentarily last night when I fell and hit my head off of my jewelry box while trying to take his pants off... while he was passed out.

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(704): View more from North Carolina

There's not an emojicons for I think I ripped my asshole and want to die.

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(703): View more from Virginia

See what happens chris. I told u not to invite her over. Now shes on her way to jail and were stuck with two pomeranians.

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(402): View more from Nebraska

At this point can I suggest a mail away bride. You judge Nick but you are a strange dude and that may be your ticket.

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(913): View more from Kansas

I'm so fucking horny right now If I blink I might cum

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(604): View more from British Columbia

I've been on the cocaine and semen diet for the last 24 hours, lunch sounds great.

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