Would you object to my putting the bidet video on my Facebook page? It;s awesome.
Don't come here someone got drunk and rolled the keg to buger king. no more beeer
I murdered the dance floor call the cops
mom and grandma are in town. grandma wants to get drunk with you
Wish i knew that 10 minutes ago when i told him to dance with my blackberry while i got another drink
So i looked up from her cooch and there was her ex-boyfriend
Awkward
she gave me one of her senior pics and told me specifically to give it to you. In other words she still wants to suck your dick.
Sorry for feeding you peanuts last night while you were sleeping, you looked hungry.
I'm gonna have to fantasize about her dying just to get off.
I mean... It's a win/win situation. I mentor the kid for an hour and then I get to fuck his mom. I know deep down I'm helping them both
So, your mugshot picture is behind the counter at B-Dubs, with the caption: "not allowed on premesis."
She gave such good road head it was turned into side-of-the-road head for everyone's safety
The ratio of last drink to last smoke is so tricky. This could go on until the booze is gone
"Let's do body shots off the freshmen" is officially the worst thing I've ever said.
If my vagina were a person, it just ran a marathon.
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