You tried to wear your Jesus costume into Family Christian stores and say it was a book signing.
well. it's seven AM and i'm too high to hula hoop.
The required reading for this week is a paper about birds called great tits. Let's see my TA keep a straight face through this discussion.
His health insurance plan WILL NOT cover Lasix surgery but it WILL cover 100% of a penis enlargment operation...
How is it possible that i have sex with a guy and he makes YOU breakfast
I managed to lose everything but my socks.. which stayed on all 6 times we had sex.
New rule : you aren't allowed anything . Ever .
i just remember pinky promising you guys to take care of him.
I'm eating cheerios out of the palm of my hand while I pee with the door open. Is this adulthood?
I've decided he is effectively a mouth, hands and cock held together by bad ideas and compliments, and I'm OK with that.
Those were some damn good pancakes you made last night.
Dude I've been in FL since Monday.
Say what you want about my van, but I've got more action there than in my apartment. A body pillow and a joint still go a long way!
He yelled "Go Ducks" while he came
There was nowhere else for me to go. I'm like the island of misfit toys but I'm hot.
i have too much dick at my disposal? i should make them fight. best dick pic gets laid
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