I just put my retainer in and it tastes like weed
wasted. watching meteors, awesome idea i ever had, see 2 for every 1 with ma double vision
due to concerns over safety, the theme of the 'naked fondue party' has now been changed to the 'naked fondue party with optional apron' please b.y.o.apron. extra prizes for most creative apron.
Miss Michigan hasn't even been Miss USA for 24hrs and already stripper pole pics are surfacing. Classy.
Just croosed over that too drunk for chemistry class line
You'd be so proud. I have the flu/sore throat, so I've tied a scarf around my head and I'm microwaving jagerbombs. Let it never be said I'm not commited.
I think ppl see us as an unstoppable drunken force
welp wont be popping out a kid with a beret. frenchie is gone and the mother nature showed herself. bilingual kid can be erased from the bucket list
It took me 3 tries to get up the front steps. They kept me motivated by waving taco bell just out of my reach. Surprisingly effective.
I'm sitting in front of a fan naked drinking Gatorade. Motherfucking hangover probs
Im currently watching two girls making out. In the library. Hope your studying is going as good as mine is. Haha
Just made a floating bacon boat for the hot tub. This is what America is all about.
Also, I just opened Google to find the lyrics to California Gurls. Karaoke night did us dirty.
honestly, you deserve someone taller anyways
I know I may be showing my age by saying this but this is the first time I have been eaten out in the parking lot behind the Clairmont Inn since 1990
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