Coming down off exstacy at a church event. Resisting the urge to dance to the church hymns.
Everytime I cough, my tampon falls out a little bit. Does this mean I'm loose?
And there are taco shells on the ceiling fan
It's like we come as a package. Your slogan should be "be in my family, sleep with my roommate."
My slogan can be "bonding the family together. One dick at a time."
Who was the girl that woke me up at 4am to tell me "there's an emergency, we need you to come smoke weed"
We fucked on a kid's slide, my vagina is singing praises of being used
I was laying out of the open window, talking with him on the phone, while we were both puking at the same time.. Guys at the party called it "true love"..
We had to go. She called the bartender a thundercunt.
I mean metaphorically speaking, maybe we've all fucked on top of a frat house at some point in our lives
I thought about mashed potatoes the whole way home
is it fucked up if I wear crotchless panties to thanksgiving to make it easier for me to fuck my cousins friend.
God I love you.
I'm sorry for what I said when I was orgasming
I yelled at him as he left "you broke up with me. You lost your blow job privileges"
summer in europe = liver of steel
I accept that challenge.
I just gave a fucking twenty minute blowiob.. I'm a GOOD girlfriend.
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