I found those 18 whoppers we bought.
Steve just broke his bong and some kid in an american flag bathing suit and no shirt just fell down the stairs. Its dangerous here
From the guy that lifted you into a fan I'm sorry
I just don't remember. It's like I went to bed on July 3rd.. and woke up on the 5th. Nothing.
He went snooping and now he's all intimidated by my super amazing box of sexy time toys.
Please stop calling it that.
As much as I enjoyed playing drunk half naked twister and talking about my daddy issues last time, I'll have to pass.
I have a guy for practically everything... except for making me waffles on demand. will u be my waffle guy?
Fuck baseball, getting drunk and playing with kittens is the REAL national pasttime
She's takin more dicks this month than I have in my life by the sounds of it
Currently looking up Winnie-the-Pooh porn.
I'm excited for him and his new girlfriend. I'm just going to miss his penis is what I'm saying.
This couple is walking their pig around campus
I'm not saying I'm planning to hook up tomorrow but I'm also not saying I'm unprepared for it
I think my moral compass just broke
My boss spotted an injured PIGEON outside the front door this morning (at 3:30am) and requested that I catch it and take it to the vet. Catch it with what! Take it where!These requests have gone too far...
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