its like playing clue every morning after we party. she did him in the kitchen with..oh god.
the mandatory saturday morning class for those written up by RA's turned into a gold mine...just met EVERY hot chick that parties.
So.. My internet got red-flagged at work because i did a search on "midigit strippers las vegas" This may be hard to explain...
he told me he saved a turtle in the middle of the road.. i told him id be over in ten minutes...i mean he deserves a bj after that.
I really like you, but I want to get to know you on a time when I am not at drugs.
I feel like I'm a marionette being lifted around. Four Loko.
Instead of sending me a picture of his dick, he sent me a drawing of it on drawsomething. This game is getting out of control.
I just held a marble with my kegel muscles for 5 min. You may call me COCKCLAMP 9000!!!!
he puked in the sink and didnt turn off the water before he passed out on the bathroom floor. its been 2 hrs and we finally noticed that the whole fucking house is flooded. to hell with this birthday party
I wish I'd realized he looked like Skrillex before I was already in the middle of fucking him...
You're the common denominator of my blackouts.
So what other shows do you masturbate to? Or is it just friends
Question: When you have the names of 4 guys tattoo'd on you, how do you make the 5th one real special?
Well I'm sorry I assumed you were a human and that humans have the capability to forget sometimes.
Are you seriously getting this frustrated over a hand-job right now?
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