Do you still like to have your hair pulled?
No, I never liked having my hair pulled. I think you have me confused.
I am tired of kissing girls with mustaches.
It was so delicious I was introducing it to people. Guy from my psych class was like "This is my girlfriend, Erica," and I was like, "This is my milkshake, Oreo."
Do you have any idea how hard it is to cum to Chingy?!
We always say that. And then its 4am and someone is screaming at strippers.
He left with a pair of dress shoes, some goggles, and a shot glass. I think we should follow him.
Is there a technical name for reverse cowgirl? I'm trying to maintain a little dignity with my mother here
Just found my old bop it. So many drinking game possibilities
She told me I made the cut, and to write my name and number on the white board by the door. I was the 7th number down.
I knew you were blacked out when you started refusing beer.
Um, would you be up for dick jousting? Stefanie is willing to pay 40 bucks.
The bottle of Wild Turkey is empty and there is a pile of wet cement in the garage. What happened?
Nahh no judgin. Compliments to the balls are always heartfelt
Dude. She was wearing nothing but Wonder Woman panties and a flag for a cape and sneaking around leaving PBR's by passed out people for the morning. She called herself the 'Merica Fairy.
Why haven't you proposed already?
Plus we had to have sex before the game because there is a good chance we won’t be speaking for the rest of the week. #ironbowl
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