Sponge bath it is.
Maybe she gives good head
A girl who still calls a dick a "wiener"cannot possibly give good head
She was so high she ate a little piece of weed off her pants and thought it was food.
I'm surrounded by too many unhungover people.
all I know is he gave me a Cialis and tried to take me home.
Jason and steven are boiling shrimp in the microwave again
Just remember that she is a giant dick-sucking forehead and you are better than that.
The nurse who basically saved my life just came into the store. Didn't recognize her. Awwwwkward.
Is it too much to ask that I wake up one morning with out a pic of your dick as my wallpaper??
Worst decision of artistic career thus far: bringing a banana to eat on male model day.
Do you have any pictures of me mounting animals that aren't on Facebook?
Also, I called my liver hardcore in front of vet students last night and then wound up having three of them trying to palpate it. So...not saying that again.
I'm hammerd and his penis is still the size of a giraffe's neck
he told me he had a gf and in the very next sentence asked if I wanted to have sex.
I just got free tacos, you would be so proud of me.
Clarification, I got free tacos without performing any sexual favors.
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