Ate pizza for the 3rd time today, can't decide if that's disgusting or an amazing aspect of American culture.
omfg. get on facebook. the science olympiad team had a rave.
Dude just read our convo. Apparently I was talking to you while I was naked. She wasn't happy about it.
Hey can we break in your window? We need to borrow the dog.
Also when they left they could only find one sock between the two of them. Apparently we're like crazy sock ripping vixens when we bring guys home drunk
you're asking me why i keep burn ointment in my purse.... do you really want to know the answer to that question?
you know it's gonna be a good 4/20 when you start saving up for it in january.
I'm gonna fingerblast you when you get off work. Get ready.
No. I'm too high for this. I gotta focus my mind for my future Hooter's interview
Btw he dated my mom. You're Eskimo siblings with my mom. Good job.
You are my best friend, but sometimes best friends need to punch each other in the face
My new roommate is awesome. His father owns a bar and his sister has an E cup. I'm going to be with him forever
We were going to play manhunt in a strip club, calling it mancunt.
Get off the floor, put away the cookie dough, get ur shit together Scott.
Hey Girl, we got home safe!
I know, I drove you
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