why do cheetos always look like penises
i really need to stop putting makeup on my cats..
Just look for the house with the beer knights.
bad decision saturdays are such a good decision
You don't forget tits like those, even if you are vegas drunk.
His IQ level must rival that of a comatosed aardvark.
I JUST DEFLATED MY BOOB.
I DON'T KNOW WHETHER TO LAUGH OR CALL AN AMBULANCE.
It's a lost cause. Soon she's gonna get naked, just let nature run its course
I realized I was totally the dude in that hook up. I came first and didn't wanna help him finish. And he had paisley sheets.
Last thing I remember is ranting about hating pants. Woke up this morning pants less. Couldn't find them, decided to leave. Driving without pants is surprisingly liberating.
Have you ever just sat there and thought about past penises?
I'd help you out but I got Bacardi and Tequila poured down my snorkel last night and I'm still drunk
Btw...refried beans is a terrible thing to throw up.
In case you were wondering I realized something last night, Rick James was correct. Cocaine is a hell of a drug.
She asked what the dent on the hood of my car was from..i think she knows we had sex up there
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