You talked to that cop for like 15 minutes and when you got back, you told us you were "networking".
I seriously dont think i have ever ridden a horse sober.
it glows. i had to have it.
I'll pull you in a wagon. You'll have a sash and a crown on and we'll sing "All the Single Ladies"
I left puerto rico a week ago and my vagina still smells like coconut.
Agreed. That's like a marriage. For better or worse, till death do us part. I will hold your head over a toilet
As I was brushing his cum out of my hair he looks at me and says "it happens to me all the time."
She's riding a bike down the street and drinking brown liquor. A pt cruiser is honking at her and she's like I HEAR YOU!!
I should rephrase... I'm trying to not sit on other peoples faces besides my boyfriends.
I'm still me, I just happen to have things in my porn library that you may not have expected
Only you would come out as bi like that
Having a heartfelt conversation with your boyfriends mom while sexting her son. If that's not multitasking, I don't know what is.
If its not for food we ain't going out.
You win. I am a lesbian who maybe slightly jaded. I didn't mean to throw the knife at you head.
short story short, i just screamed anal seepage in the middle of a diner.
I want to get drunk and watch somebody else's tragedy.
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