He said he only talked to me because I talk dirty in bed.
So I answered the door in my underwear expecting my boyfriend. Instead I opened the door to Mormon missionaries. Do you think that was a sign from God?
I just won Halloween Walk of Shame Bingo!
i was focused on more important things... like standing, and not spilling my beer
I was more traumatized by the table collapsing while i was going down on you.
The secrurity code on my debit card is 420, can not lose this card.
You made out with a guy who refers to his cock as "rafiki." Are you proud of yourself?
I took an adderall. This is weird. My eyes are really wide open and I am really good at staring. I've written on 9 peoples walls and updated my status. I am getting shit DONE!
this speak and spell drinking game will be the death of us all.
Any clothing i put on is too many clothes.
Just let me take your liver out and beat it with a meat tenderizer for you..
I think i'm the first person to get kicked out of a club while completely sober. Come outside please!!
Just got a Lifeproof case for Christmas so hold on and tell me how my shower nudes look
she made me cum so hard I dislocated my jaw. I'm keeping her
Drunk. Send nudes. Just curious.
Randomize
