I am not speculating about which disney princesses do and do not have gag reflexes
Your dick is once again the conversation topic.
Just got my econometrics book in the mail and started flipping through it. Our Thursday parties may turn into u convincing me not to kill myself.
Nicole wore just a belt and her pedometer and hopped on top of me last night. She "walked" 822 steps before we finished.
New charity walk idea!
im wtih 32a right now bc 34d is on her period. now i know how girls feel when their hookups go from magnums to regulars
One girl peed the bed, one lost her panties, another woke up on the piano, I have pink eye and door knobs are missing. This is why I stay in Nebraska
He told me something must be wrong, because no one had seen my boobs yet
Accidentally peeing a little on the couch in the middle of a sneeze is way different from railing a random on our waffle counter. I am the better roommate.
threw up in the kitchen showroom. home depot employee of the month.
Do you know of any good hiding spots in the Atlanta area?
Definitely just found that pen in the microwave. What the fuck.
The guy at the door just stared only at my boobs and said "I'm gonna let you in." 'Merica
im just going to make a prayer circle of top ramen packets and cheap beer
The brides mom put a 6 year old in charge of me to make sure I don’t get too drunk before the wedding
We have such a parasitic relationship. But the kind where the parasite benefits from the relationship. Like the pilot fish and a shark. The fish gets the leftover food scraps from the shark and the shark gets a free bath from it.
that's so insightful.
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