Bristol Palin says: Remember to use protection
Did you know nanny-cams work just as well for recording that blow job on the sofa?
look for us when you get to the club. we're the guys wearing snorkels.
Im sitting alone watching titanic. Drunk. Without pants. Holding a fishing pole. Im pretty sure im okay with all of this.
I came so hard that my back seriously popped like 5 times.
there's a barbecue in the shower. I'd like to know who got this to fit inside perfectly. impressive
She's like a connoisseur of porn. Her collection has things in it I never even knew existed. She even has an Italian batman porno. Where has she been all my life?
Paris has not been good for her. Everytime she has a one night stand from a different country, she buys a mini flag and tapes it to her wall with the others
Half way through sex he whispered in my ear, " your the second best I've ever had" then proceeded to tell me to sit on his face.
I hooked up with a guy that had a beard last night felt like I was building a fucken log cabin
Well. Now I feel like I put pants on for nothing.
I think the sex rug burn on my back is infected, can you check it out when you get home?
Woke up in the hospital naked with my id's taped to my chest. Also apparently puked on two guys, two girls and an escalade (at the same time). Good night.
And don't worry, I have a great track record of rallying after a casual midday blackout.
Okay so my roommate deals some drugs so whenever he leaves we can hook up, be ready
I didn't know I was the on call booty call damn
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