That guy over there looks like a cartoon/action figure.
omg, i know.
we're too high.
what if the hokey pokey really is what its all about?
During sex she told me I could do anything I wanted to her. You remember that toy lightsaber we bought at Wal Mart?
I just remembered I gave $20 to a bum last nite. Philanthropy events always make me do stupid shit.
She just got out of the car and said "hold on purse.. It's going to be a bumpy ride"
Ok that kid was ether gay or 12 with a beard.
As he was under the stripper backwards, he yelled "we should totally be facebook friends"
Your couch is like an animal shelter for stray drunks.
New hot neighbor boys moving in across from us...So i did the logical thing and bought two 30 packs up the hill and walked right by em. Consider the line hooked and ready to reel.
Dude. The amount of love and appreciation from a house full of stoners when you come home at 4 am with donuts is overwhelming. The kind of love to make Jesus have to work a little harder at his unconditional love thing.
I just said give me penis or give me death. Some patriot is rolling around in his grave right now.
I chose not to drink last night but drinking chose me
I definitely fucked a Trump supporter last night but I wouldn't let him fully admit it because then I would've had to leave and his cock and abs were too perfect
What are you bringing to class tomorrow?
sorrow
My conscious state is steadily increasing towards drunkenness.
Randomize
