erin looks like she hung out with the sham wow guy last night. she's got the beat up hooker look goin' on
im officially scared..,i finally realized who my boyfriend reminds me of! spencer pratt
the clerk said it was the first time she had ever seen someone walk in the next day to return the tux still wearing the tux
Hey its the Filipino guy from last night. I just wanted to say sorry my friend bled all over your driveway. Great party though.
It's been two weeks and I still have carpet burns on my knees. Well done.
I sent him pictures of just me in my thong and he replied "you're so sweet, you make me feel special <3".... Oh.
I come back upstairs and she's leaning over sink full of vomit saying 'oh my god it's the chili'
Andy was trying to screw his door shut from the inside so no one could get in.
I found them. Thank God. Now I'm gonna have to take a Xanax for the panic attack I almost had trying to find my Xanax.
just for future reference, lake water is NOT mix for hard stuff. nor is it an adequate substitute.
i may or may not have triedto pee like a boy and then dipped cheese ino the olive oil
THERE IS A VERY SMALL CHILD YELLING OUTSIDE OF MY DOOR. THE NEXT TIME YOU TELL ME YOUR TOO BIG FOR A CONDOM I'M GOING TO PUNCH YOU IN THE DICK.
You wanna know what I want to eat? Questionable Mexican food before I go drink. Makes for excitement. Will I puke it up or shit my pants
It began the way the best stories do—with some naïve jackasses in a place they had no business being at.
No I'm not high but I did cry for over an hour tonight because I realized that they never made a sequel to "Under the Tuscan Sun" with Diane Lane.
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