No i peed with you in the toilet. The guy I high fived was mid pee in front of the urinal
i'm about to rub a glazed donut on my face just so it feels like you're here
You can cross "give someone a blow job while playing Colors of the Wind" off my bucket list.
She's the worst person, but the best naked person
It feels like my uterus is trying to crawl out of my ass wearing cleats. And yourself?
I don't know if I want to live in a world where i can't fuck an exes brother.
I am still sore from last night. I can't wait for you to meet my parents.
I just think that if you're going to run around naked outside, a feather boa should be involved. Half for the flair and half for an emergency cover.
My father is flirting with a transexual server at hamburger mary's. We can never tell him.
Can't find our DD
He's backstage giving the strippers foot massages.They kidnapped him the moment he walked thru the door.
I'm having post-experience "why didn't I fuck her in a public bathroom" regrets
I feel like you're the reason public nudity is illegal and generally frowned upon in society
In other news, the one guy I DIDN'T have sex with in High School is now famous.
it was cool until he whispered 'sounds like you need a good dicking' with a completely serious face and i just lost it
GOD I WOULD STAB DANNY IN THE EYE WITH HIS OWN PENIS
.........That big, huh?
No. I would cut it off
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