Being college poor has reached a new low. I am giving up on masturbating so i can save money on toilet paper
don't ever tell me how terrible your next walk of shame is until you run into your little brother on his way to class.
I was fingering her, she was moaning, and we were singing Mulan
no. 1 rule of bromania: no females
You know you need to take better care of yourself when shaving reminds you of sheep shearing...
you got coffee,laid,and a sandwich. that never happens when I work
My boss brought her husband's telescope to work, so all of us that work in the MMJ Dispensary got high and had an impromptu Blood Moon viewing party. I love my job.
I know I've never told you this before.. but Gyro sauce makes everything okay.
That's a really terrible idea.
Awesome I'm gonna do it then, thanks for the input
i swear every fucking time i plan a party, one of our "friends" holds their shit in all week just to punch one off into the master bathroom after i pass out. it's almost like that dump you would see in a port a potty.
not that i'm not about exploiting men for money
I just put condoms in a mason jar because it looked prettier than the box.I think I've peaked.
I woke up naked and alone this morning. What a life
Why are we so out going and care free I can't wait for maturity to kick in so we stop having 700 dollar bar tabs
he had a bulletproof vest and a pocket full of lollipops! how was i suppose to say no.
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