i wouldn't be half as slutty if there were better things to do.
Mother nature decided I wasn't going to be a whore today. Fuck her.
I am highly attracted to the men and that's all i can say. I do not clap and make noises but i do turn to the side and say how i'd do incredible things to them if given the chance
I just saw him carrying his little sister while walking his puppy. And he was shirtless. I swear my ovaries just exploded
Don't worry I'm alive. The apt is all locked up so I'm sleeping on the patio. The frozen pizza I got might be toast unless someone lets me in soon. If not its all good I'll be here snoring on the patio
At least she'll always have a story about the time she showed up to the emergency room drunk and covered in chocolate syrup on her birthday.
Hey I know you're not home, but I'm here. Your front door is unlocked and someone took shit on your doormat...
This is worse then when all the pharmacists sang me happy birthday while I was buying plan b
We got buck wild in our animal onesies last night. You kept ripping off your tail in angry rages.
So because I'm off tomorrow that means your dick could be in my mouth majority of that time
Some older looking guy gave me his card as he exited the train. Hes a pharmaceutical rep. I'm debating asking him for a job. Obv he wants sex but if I can get a job out of this maybe I can offer him more than a cheap dry handjob bc that's all I'm really up for these days
There's always a silver lining when massive voluptuous tits are involved
I haven’t sent any nudes yet in 2018.
That’s not true...is it?
I promised to leave my panties on but I didn't promise to not have sex
her and her boyfriend kept giving me coke ad kissing me talking about my awesome boobs
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