We're hooking up, I have a toothbrush at her place, and yet on leaving her apartment a minute ago we said goodbye with a hi five. WTF?
You're upset about this?
Who tried to make mustard cubes with the ice cube tray?
the new roommate knocked on my door this morning holding a bong in one hand and my dennys leftovers from last night in the other. love this kid. Best student housing placement ever.
I have beard burns on my inner thighs. I'd say last night went pretty well.
She is the perfect woman. She cooks, gives good head and doesn't care that I have a small penis.
Thank GOD those kids were having a lemonade stand, I didn't have anything to wash down my plan b with.
This titty bar has wifi. I just did FaceTime stage side
someone wrote on his wall: "congrats on your engagement"
I think you may want to look into that...
I would just watch. I wouldn't even have a boner cuz I would do so much coke. It would just be funny.
I think the threesome was inevitable when she walked out in nothing but his boxers followed by him completely naked.
He would have to make magical things happen in my nether regions to actually make me vote republican.
I'm not leaving my family to go to a strip club on good friday.
whose parrot is this?
I thought if I bought the most expensive pregnancy test I would look like I had my life together
He is saved in her phone as Sir. Mindfuck <3/ vag cleaner of course I need to meet him.
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