Dude i thought about you literally the second after I came. This friendship is starting to cross some serious boundaries
If you're fucking that other dude, I'll take the sloppy seconds. I don't care.
How dare you. Idk what you called me, and neither does google translate, but you better take it back.
You challenged yourself to walk backwards all the way to the bar... And you did
She looks like she smells of sausage, sunblock and sorrow.
I think they make you graduate because you get too old to go hard and become a risk. homecoming weekend wins again. fuck.
I was screaming out for people to gather the townsmen and the mayor so we could hang him
I ate the most amazing corn dog today.
I will probably dream about it.
I woke wondering who the hell was in my bed. Then i felt boobs and remembered Haha. Thirsty Thursday killed my liver and my homosexuality
My dream date: Hotdogs/nachos from the bar & tequila. Is that too much to ask?
Ok, now help me add to my topless picture collection, i'm going to make myself a calendar
- I'm finally learning to be functional when I'm high. I feel like this is a milestone.
I think people are normalizing furries
I woke up on the couch screaming in pain. I don't know how ended up there or why my foot was double the size. all I know is I'm now in a cast and never drinking tequila again. worst hangover ever.
Remember how slutty I thought she was when we were freshmen?
Yeah! But that was a long time ago. Plus, you use your sluttiness for good!
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