and we just had intercourse last night so i'm exhausted, fucked up on adderol, emotionally broken and just pissed
So I had sex in the woods... it was just as dirty as you'd expect it would be.. and not in a good way.
Omg. If Ina Garten Makes roast chicken one more time im going to strangle her with her white button down
I hate to tell you this, but your sister reeks of whore.
you are the weird ass hat to my lady gaga
eating kraft dinner with my face. no forks.
Housekeeping just called to see if we were okay bc they came in the room earlier and we didn't move.
Come outside. The vendor wants to go out strong tonight! Russian hooker interviews. Don't ask. We leave in 3 minutes.
The more I stare at her and block out what she's actually saying with thoughts of what she could be saying, the more interested I become
I'm so disappointed in myself I can actually taste it.
Does it taste like semen?
You want anything?
Gatorade and you naked.
You need to be more adventurous.
I am! Just not in a "I wanna get diseases" way
I just tinder matched with a blue angels pilot. I need to make out with him. For America.
Jesus Christ, it's not like going swimming. You don't have to wait 20 minutes after you eat to suck a dick
I'm in the Sheetz parking lot waiting for dad to finish a drug deal.
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