just come out here and I will go home with you...
these two guys are about to go shot for shot with syrup
now he is talking to a potato
i left him drunk and in the fetal postion in the shower.
was the water running?
yeah but he said he knows how to swim
where'd the toddler underneathe the beer pong table come from?
your dad made us margaritas and breakfast on the morning. I think it's safe to say he relives his glory days through us
I wonder if he has realized that I have poured all if those shots he bought into the tip jar
so far we have 6 big wheels and 10 boxes of wine for the tour de franzia. team drunkslut is favored to win the yellow jersey.
i mean, what better way to remind him of his failures in life than to fuck his roommate/fraternity brother?
I don't know what's worse the the fact he has worn a protective cup for last 3 years in fear of being kicked in the balls. Or the fact that the one day he decides to throw caution to the wind and doesn't wear it and actually gets kicked in the balls.
Who in tha hell do u hang out with?
You know you are 86'd from the legacy right? You can't down shots then spike the shot glass
You left a motherfucking bruise. ON MY TIT. How? How do you even. No.
I broke my heels and ended up on a random party bus where I passed out after a brief stripper pole incident.
Today I found out that my boss keeps a breathalyzer on his desk for just these sort of shenanigans
leads to pukin, then cryin, then 24hr masturbatin binge, then cryin again and finally a combination of all 3
There is a pool of ranch salad dressing in my purse...I know thats always been something you've wanted to try..so don't even act like you didn't do this.
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