ad ew i am wasted whats my problem
Riding a fattie is like riding a scooter, its ok just not in public.
I don't think brook has ever known best
I made out with Jen. We were naked. I'm still gay. Forever
Hey sorry for being annoying last night, I just realized how many times I yelled "JORDAN!" during and after playing pong.
Did you go to church in Texas and sign me up?
You need southern Jesus
I'd probably lick every tooth in Carly Rae Jepson's fucking mouth.
Teen Choice Awards are on if your wondering.
While randomly hooking up with my neighbor last night he says "it's okay we're neighbors".
I'm all set for mothers day, I let her beat me in beer pong.
well some coke just fell out of my nose in my partners meeting so i'd say my day's off to a fantastic start
He stopped mid sex to pour wine in my mouth...
Marry him.
It might look like I curled my hair last night but it's just the jiz.
Sorry your girlfriend got you a valentines present and you forgot to get her one.
How long will your dick be dry?
Hey, I left a taco in your dishwasher.
I don't trust my subconscious. It sleeps with my exboyfriend sometimes.
Randomize
