Taylor Swift is so right about you.
this is amy. the small petlike person from the womens bathroom at the reef.
I'm lit.While shaving my legs I pretended the razor was a tractor cutting down corn. Noises included.
I swear to God, I just heard my guardian angel tell us to stop. I think we should listen.
Just peed in a urinal with another girl. It's that kind of night.
He kept falling asleep with the pizza in his hand. I woke him up and told him and he was shocked because he thought he ate it all. Then he would end up falling asleep and we'd repeat the whole process again.
I want you to get your positive energy all over me. I want to to look like something from Ghostbusters.
I think pretend fucking a camel is a good thing to do downtown. They loved me.
i told him I'd let him eat part of a weed cookie out of my cleavage, so he pulled over like a gentleman.
You get 5 min
Your time limits don't scare me, I'll include foreplay and redressing in that 5 min. If you wanted to challenge me you should say you got an hour, id be scared then and more creative.
I plan on blacking out and milking a cow
i woke up this morning put my hand under the pillow and there was a banana there
Instead of asking him how many women he's slept with I just got straight to the point and asked how many Plan B pills he's purchased
No matter how long you've been away, there's nothing quite like pooping at your parents' house
not even sure this counts as hungover but like my body can't exist in reality today
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