can you sing with all the voices of the mountain? can you paint with al the colors of the windddd
wasted?
im pocohantasssss
MY DAD AND I ARE ON OUR WAY OUT OF FLORENCE AND I JUST SAW A MAN AT A BUS STOP WITH A GIMP HAND SLAP HIS DAUGHTER ACROSS THE FACE WITH IT.
im poppin the ladies like they're bacne
This concert is like a reunion of all my bad sex.
Leave Me Alone
At least least me cry on your voice mail
You realize we can hear you jacking off in your room, right?
I like it rough
His whole family saw that I had cum in my hair once they turned on the blacklight at the bowling alley. You should have seen his mother's face.
It's hard to be above the influence when you are the influence.
Something smells like weed and I think it might be my mascara. Come sniff my eyes
all I remember is repeatedly winking at the fire marshall while he was counting the people in the bar
I feel the need to send all my exes pictures of penises larger than theirs. Because they all must suffer.
Home safe. Took me everything not to stop and pick up some random cat that looked like an ocelot tho.
I usually don't buy birthday presents for my booty calls
But you'll make an exception
probably not
REWARD BLOWJOB!! STAY RIGHT WHERE YOU ARE I'LL BE THERE IN FIVE MINUTES.
U wanna come over and watch talidaga nights. Ill make pancakes
What? It's 130 in the morning.
Aww come on i make bomb ass pancakes
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