this kid at 40 friday greeted another kid by saying "heeey farmville neighbor"
dude.
yep. needless to say i didn't meet anyone and spent yet another friday night masturbating.
She has more profile pics than tagged pics. narcissism at its best.
My last google search last night was 'vodka swimming pool'.
conquered wheelchair sex. it's rather convenient. you'd think it was made for it, with all those handles and adjustable features.
Retelling stories from our semester makes me realize we need to get tested for herpes.
I've eaten cheese dip for three consecutive meals. I think I need to branch out.
you just stood there spinning and got mad if anyone tried to stop you
Wackin it to the USA womens soccer team. My own personal way of saying job well done.
Im going to bed. I'm seeing 7 of everything and my world smells like gravy
I've been asked to reupholster their slam-couch so I found some off-cuts of medical-grade, hermetically sealed fabric. She'll be slammed upon for generations to come.
I'm gonna watch porn and nap. I think I really have this Valentine's Day thing down
the guy working the counter at the liquor store noticed i got my haircut and said it was pretty.....
OMG I accidentally abducted a cat. Now there is a cat in my apartment. I NEED TO UNDO WHAT I HAVE DONE
Shes the whorey leader of that wolf pack, and all the less whorey wolves report back to her. She teaches them the ways
He passed out with his shoes on 20 minutes till midnight, and I didn't have a sharpie so I took the cheese whiz and filled his exposed ass crack.
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