oh, also, we're locked out of the house and we're going to have to take shelter with the hot, poss single, dad next door. i hope this turns into a porno
hows the new call of duty?
I only had sex with the game case so far, but that part was awesome.
And then I have a slight inkling that I went up to the bar and tried to order the bartender.
Dude, she looked like the Canadian Slam Poet, neck hair and all.
then again I'm sitting on a tree stump completely naked in the dark listening to some type of glee soundtrack.
I head back to the dorms in less than a week I'm not ready to see my roomate naked that much again.
My face is tingly. And my legs are being massaged by golden elves.
Take off that red sweater and wear my vagina as a facemask.
according to the video, you won you first drunken karaoke contest based off of your actual singing abilities and not because you took your shirt! I've never been prouder :)
This is worse then when all the pharmacists sang me happy birthday while I was buying plan b
My pants are like a grocery bag containing ONLY jelly beans right now.
Is the Chairman of the College Republicans throwing upon your toilet right now? 'Murica!
He yelled "I'm Bruce Springsteen!" when he came. This is why I don't sleep with guys from Jersey.
It's not even noon yet and I just fucked my professor's son in the psych lab..it's gonna be a great day.
I smell of tequila and Im going to a funeral. This is my life.
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