Homeslice needs to figure out he's so 2006
I sk at the spereo and my dad gave me and all access pass
what???
AN ALL ACCESS PASSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS
they say celebs die in threes. leave it to billy mays to throw in one extra COMPLETELY FREE!
random question: do you know anywhere in the tri-state that has elephant racing? this is a work related question.
It can't be good... The last recollection I have is singing lullabys to his penis
And I can taste the vodka through my ears. Good god.
we traced the origins of this shit fest of a relationship back to a single instance of road head. then we did a reinacment
my first words to him the next morning were "do you like magic"?
Craig, a bottle of Jamison, and I had a party on the roof last night. No idea how I got down. My injuries indicate fall...
Just found a condom on my floor from last weekend. 2/2. The scavenger hunt is over.
i think ive crossed the line from sexually frustrated to sexually furious
You threw up in your own shoe then wore it home
Well, he kept asking me if I was going to murder him once we got upstairs. It sort of killed the mood.
I think my stomach is breaking up with me. It's giving me back everything I ever gave it.
I can't take 'get a man' advice from you. You'll stick your penis in a warm banana peel.
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