Hold on, I'm google imaging "vagina close ups" to see if mine match up
My fucking roommate unpluged my alarm; I pissed on his clean clothes.
We just watched planet earth in marine bio. And our prof told us that was all we were doing on 420
Dude they have ski ball. Anywhere that has skiball is bound to be bangin.
we managed to turn Dream Phone into a drinking game. don't hate.
for the record, graham crackers won't get the taste of cock out of your mouth. also we're out of graham crackers
The fire breather is here so I may get my second wind.
Um...any recollection of peeing in the pantry
Either I spilled whiskey on my boobs last night or they are fermenting. Not concerned in the slightest
Last night at McDonalds, you lied across the counter, pulled up your shirt and yelled "BODY SHOTS"...
Haha he puts me in a mood mix of annoyed and... "just get in my pants"
I STILL HAVE A HARD TIME DECIDING WHAT TO WEAR IN THE MORNING HOW WOULD IT BE POSSIBLE FOR ME TO PICK A PAIR OF PANTS AND GO OH ILL JUST WEAR THESE FOR THE REST OF MY LIFE
I have vodka and 50 pizza rolls best spring break ever
When he's drowning in your chest and he muffles out the words 'I just want to live here' that's a compliment right?
you need a warning label. Just announcing that you are Scottish is seen more as a challenge. Those guys have no idea what they are getting into.
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