Black thong, sheer white shorts not a professional look. This chick has no idea what sunlight makes her outfit look like.
Karaoke makes my soul die one wretched song at a time
For those pictures, I will suffer this headache.
I just wanna not walk straight. Is that too much to ask for?
I'm allowed to be upset. I've never had that many fingers in my ass
Let me stew on this while im plucking my nipple hairs and showering.
Or maybe my penis is just the key to their locked boxes of crazy, and I unleash their wrath upon all of mankind just so I can get my nut off
I'm eating those little wheels of cheese and watching storage wars, this is the opposite of sex.
There was a pumpkin carving contest and we carved a very realistic dick about to penetrate a vagina. Our Christian Youth hosts were not happy.
Why am I feeling up grandma?!
I'm really glad a picture of you as an infant followed this text.
He'd pee in it. And since it's PBR I'd have no idea
Is she okay?
She may want to issue revenge punches, but medically fine.
I'm done being drunk I wish I could snap my fingers and be sober
The appetizer at the dinner I went to tonight was Klonopin and a Bloody Mary.
Told my fifteen year old cousin's friend what to sext his girlfriend last night. He was scarred for life but she fucking loved it.
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