thx for the lesson on dirrty dancing
It was the single greastest thing to happen to my dick ever
somethin' about having sex in my parents bed makes me feel like l'm finally an adult.
My hand is eating my burrito and not saving any for my mouth. TRIPPPPPPPPPPPPPPINN!
I saw him on the jumbotron, its like god doesnt want me to forget his tiny penis
Watching porn with a bag of marshmallows. Thats when you know you're stoned.
honestly, i just want you to have sex with him too so that you can fully understand my appreciation of his dick as well.
I know and I love you for your valets putting your thong on your seat
My dad got me a charm braclet....his way of trying to support my gayness....
Just to warn you I probably wont be able to do anything that involves standing up
Well despite the fact that I'm still not entirely sure this isn't an elaborate/cunning plan to kill me, I'm in.
Just fat and dog and sweat all over the bed. All night long.
I hooked up with a guy that had a beard last night felt like I was building a fucken log cabin
Remember that guy I fucked last month? Well I'm watching his dog this weekend while he's in the Bahamas with his girlfriend. What is my life
Sooo I ended up ugly crying at the drive thru window at 10 pm last night....how was your valentine's day?
Well what did you order
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