I'm not a real person
I'm sorry, everyone knows that
he's 24. he finally texted me instead of using facebook chat. baby steps.
Pete just told the whole party I'm a squirter
you know you go to a catholic school when you are rollin a joint with matthew 14:1-12
How do I introduce myself to her without coming off as "the guy who jacks-off to her profile pic"?
I negotiated the purchase of an entire tray of like 50 jello shots for $8.
He sent me $300 worth of sex toys. My clitoris went into hiding after two days.
It's one of those mornings when I woke up thinking that i really shouldn't have hooked up with my ex boyfriend's girlfriend just to prove a point.
Just bought a waterproof mattress cover. Bring it on sophomore year.
This inappropriate post strip club text brought to you by Cheetah of Palm Beach and vodka. Blowjob in the champagne room and the clap for the low low price of your paycheck.
so the photographer said "let's get a picture of the cousins" so we posed together, and then he said " lets get a picture of the couples" So we posed together.
I found a hot kiwi last time and sucked his dick. That's what rooftop bars are made for.
We put you in the box and you started to cry, that's how high you were.
He tried to eat me out...through my pants.
She’s 47 and wants me to fuck her on her mom’s hospital bed
Randomize