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this should be fun to decipher. I'd like to buy a vowel.
I literally just watched a girl motorboat herself
Her brother was practicing the clarinet....it was like having sex in a starbucks
fyi gin and iced coffee...not my greatest invention
This time, try to not get fingered in the middle of the living room.
I DIDNT GET FINGERED
I was rubbed
this is not the first time I've had hot dogs and 151 for thanksgiving.
Give us adventure or give us cock. Or cocktails.
Is it a bad thing that I'm trimming my nose hairs in anticipation for the 8ball to be delivered?
I know you all think its cute to drop me off in a different state when I black out, but I can't wake up in family campgrounds asking where I am. These parents are scared.
Ones vagina should not have the same slogan as a can of Pringles.
I need to mount that unicorn and turn him into a full blown steed.
a victory without nudity is not really a victory
Come eat Chinese buffet and watch us trip on acid. It'll be fun.
I'm very disappointed that your kitten almost ate my weed cake...
i let a mormon finger me. i don't ever want to be that drunk again.
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