My ? Is...... Would it be sweet or creepy to take a girl on a first date to chigago?
creepy.
I just peed or puked all or around my parjibgb lot.
parking. I am not drunk
I have decided to cut my hair. This is based solely on the fact there is too much of it to clean vomit out every Sunday afternoon.
I'm having post traumatic stress flashbacks of last night. That big. Don't know whether to call him again or change my name...
it's kind of slutty but what the hell, so are we
In case you were wondering, my scare crow is wearing your outfit from last night.
Just talked a homeless guy out of suicide. Was rewarded with a garbage bag full of mountain dew bottles and zannies. Im such a good person
Would it be inappropriate to do a science fair project on whether the type of drunk a person is is determined by nature or nurture
dude you're not even a fucking science major
I just remember looking over and seeing you on top of him and us high fiving. That's when I knew we'd be perfect roommates
Yeah but sometimes your vagina needs to be fed and when we are drunk we tend to eat junk food
I don't need to know how horny your mother is, hun.
Sorry for all the snapchats, I wanted you to feel like u were in America getting plastered with me
I passed out with the lights and tv on woke up at 4am SO confused and covered in goldfish so I ate them and went back to bed.. fuck xanax
Never. No amount of alcohol could convince my brain and eye sight that it is okay to fuck him. I'd rather fuck my cousin.
I promise I won't bug you anymore, I just need the following things at your convenience but preferably soon: my earrings, cup, and panties. Thanks. Good talk.
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