No one intentionally makes bad decisions, just errors in judgement. You have your boyfriend I have a restraining order from universal studios. It's all relative
I'm over this relationship. I'm just going to get drunk all day, wake up in a puddle of my own vomit again, and go on with my life
Im not coming back to that place until im drunk. If I walk in there sober Ill start screaming uncontrollably. Not words, just sounds.
We are gunna have the best winter break smoking weed and eating ham
I was trying to get everyone to go to the bar but I puked on my hands, so nobody took me seriously.
I just bought the spice girls album. We will be doing music videos in the near future. You are our baby spice-- don't fight it
Don't know how your birthday has been, but mine has involved Hershey's syrup and a blowie. It's safe to say you're playing catch up.
I want to be "performing a disservice to society by actually wearing clothes in public" hot.
That's what you get for doing kinky shit with a guy that lives in his moms basement.
About to go make a man out of a 24 year old boy
As I shove my ninth taquito of the day into my mouth...
Picking our battles
ps. i have two very important words to sum up my night
which are?
library sex.
I told him we can’t see each other today because absence makes the heart grow fonder but mostly I just need to rest my vag
really who shits their pants then locks themselves out of their apartment? ... I threw my underwear out in a random bathroom
Judging from the sharpie on my face, glitter on my chest and women's tiger print panties i'm wearing last night was a thing.
She said if you lived here it would be like the x rated version of 3's company
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