I am not one to point fingers but since it says your name "wuz here" next to the dick drawn on my stomach I am holding you personally responsible.
All his texts have the signature of a date with a smile. I asked him what it means. IT'S THE DAY HE QUIT DOING DRUGS
I wish I was a power ranger. Also the universe is immense. Like it never ends. Never.
do you know how much drugs we can buy now that you got that raise at work
Apparently getting dressed is an all-day activity.
There's green glitter on my nipple rings. #mardigras2013
Some guy is here using a taser on people. I'm up next
Yeah, I fucked him. and the worst part is his name was Jesus. And nobody said it in Spanish. Just Jesus. There is no way I can avoid burning when I walk into a church from now on.
When you're trying to sneak from the bathroom to your room with dildo, but it glows in the dark and suddenly your entire life is illuminated in the shape of dick
he just fucked me for my cheese..
Someone just needs to roll me into a blanket burrito and feed me drugs
So he apologized for peeing on my floor.. then we fucked all night.
Real classy
momentary stint on a second floor library computer...guy next to me snorted blue adderall off his notebook through a cut straw, i cant tell if this guy is my hero or just plain crazy...
How high do u want to get? Just kind of high or yelling at swans high...
Swans
So apparently my bro is going to make me fix his tattoo this trip... He sent me a pic of said tattoo. Tattoo is of a sperm, on his penis, which was in a woman's mouth... Wth
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