dude, she has braces
i meant the dude w the ponytail.
i was less creeped out when i thought you were talking about the 14 y.o.
just saw ex-bf. should he be more embarrassed to be a college dropout working at rite aid or should i be because i was buying newports and rembrant?
tie
This chick just checked into her walk of shame on Foursquare... I think I'm in love.
I want to apologize 3 days in advance for what's about to take place on St. Patrick's day.
Please tell me you are a size medium in men's clown onesies and that you forgot them here last night.....
I made popcorn. Partly so the room doesn't smell like sex, and partly to apologize for the things you saw when you walked in...
When I like her vacation photos, it really means "Im sleeping with your boyfriend." wonder if she will make the connection.
Someone painted a weed leaf on my leg with red paint. Or blood. I hope paint.
Holy fuck just found a used tampon in the leg of my pants. it's not paint. It's. Not. Paint.
So, I'm drinking, and I put my head down in the table. The cat jumped up to check on me, I have a cat sober monitor.
And now I'm drinking leftover wine in the grad lounge because fuck my life
I dressed up as a "typical white girl" which meant I wore my yoga pants and uggs all night. BEST. IDEA. EVER. Most comfy halloween everrrr.
GET ME OUT OF HERE THE DOCTOR KNOWS HE IS JUDGING ME I DEMAND A PRISON BREAK
Underoos and an IDGAF attitude: all you need to successfully win at life
(Underoos optional)
Apparently the guy with the moaning gf that lives above us is in my DES class... AWKWARD
when your dumb AF ex “accidentally” venmos you $50 and texts you asking for it back..... —sorry I accidentally deleted your number and cashed out
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