her dad is making me watch Glen Beck, i only agreed because i penetrated his daughter earlier.
So..I walked into his bathroom and found a bong and a blender in the shower.....normal?
just once i'd like the "right thing" and the "topless thing" to be the SAME THING
If everything I've heard is true, then she's lost her virginity three times
i'm just sitting here going through her tagged pics, covering up different parts of her face to try and figure out exactly what it is that makes her so ugly.
Ok just don't go to jail. I saw your account balance. It can't take that.
halloween is the only time that anne boleyn, the joker, a cowgirl, and a mexican man complete with sombrero and poncho can all hit the same blunt
New favorite drinking game: bobbing for jello shots. Where did these freshmen come from and when can we go there?
Def just threw up beer then brushed my teeth with some randos toothpaste now back to drinkin beer
Bobbing for jello shots in a bucket of long island. Fast track to alcohol poisoning.
Something like that. Healthy diet of beer, ranch sunflower seeds and sex keeps me young.
Below this exterior of ice is a layer of cum. Followed by a pool of gin. More cum. Then, finally a heart.
I don't care if it's 2 inches or 20 I mean dick is dick
when I walked in the door they were passed out naked, on top of eachother, with tetris controllers in their hands.
Come over here. Bongs and porn. I found the promised land
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