absolutely 100% incorrect. and i love you more you silk skinned goddess
Wine + wine + wine + wine + bud light = puke.
It was literally the size of a half eaten tic tac.
We were walking home when he passed out, we left him. Just got a call from him, hes in a jail in Canada.
i googled waterboarding like you asked. as long as you do it outside. we have carpet. but i wont be a part of it.
I remember now some guy came over and hit on me and poured peppermint schnapps and chocolate syrup in my mouth. Pretty sure he was dressed like Santa....
you were wearing a pair of wings and handing out McDonalds apple pies, if anyone refers to you as the "Rave Fairy" you now know why.
THIS EXPLAINS SO MUCH.
Katie told the cabby "when the boat docks I'm getting off with you"
The last thing I remember is crying and shaking my head as she was putting salt on my hand. I guess I took the shot
I still can't get over the fact that he thinks I have my life together... That has to be one of the nicest yet most sadly misled things anyone has ever said about me
Thanks for the pic It's going to be lovely dealing with my boner while I'm in a meeting with your father.
Dude so help me god I WILL weigh a penis one day
Whatever you have to do, STALL THEM. Your toothbrush is in the kitchen, my pants are on the balcony, and I don't have eyebrows.
Chili is not acceptable fuck buddy food.
I choose my mates solely based on size and ability. No cuddles. No sleep overs. Definitely no repeats.
Randomize
