You're going to have to start masturbating with your left hand. Or with someone's vagina
Either your mom needs to stop making spagetti or we need to lay off the anal. I cant tell you how much im in pain.
Spagetti cuz im not giving up the other one.
just friend requested my arresting officer from last night. too soon??
I am paying my roommate as much of the electric bill in pennies as possible because I hate her.
full cup flip cup was not exactly the reason I wanted to tell the cops when I was sleeping on the curb
Romantic bubble bath turned into splash war. We can't be adults about anything.
she made sit in a corner, drink nothing but water and told me she was worried about me because i picked up an irish guy at a taxi rank. says the girl who invented tequila night and fucked a guy in a park across the street from a sweet sixteenth.
we can fight about whose fault it is later....naked.
Ohh man. That was a snatch-waxer with a score to settle.
But I do cardio so I don't get winded during sex really it's not like I'm trying to lose weight
It has gotten to a point where I just want to sit on his face. Less butterflies, more orgasms.
He also complimented my butt. High praise coming from a boob guy.
I'm glad there seems to be a general consensus regarding your ass
Why do I always end up with closet ICP fans?
I am at 99 matches in less than 24 hours, I need a tinder rehab program
I'm really just disappointed in myself for having sex with a musical theater major
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