I don't remember her name, but I do remember yelling at her from the balcony of the hotel room during her walk of shame.
I was in a threesome last night that turned into a violent domestic dispute with damage to a hotel. Wish you were there!
Help. Me. He just whispered 'prepare yourself', & sprayed hairspray everywheres to make sure the 'air was crisp'
Fuck going to see The Hunger Games tonight. The only thing I'm hungry for is some dick. Let's go to the bar.
Honestly I will go to church for him, I will even try to quit smoking for him. But his dick is not worth losing alcohol. He sure as fuck isn't taking away our wine nights.
He put his hand in my cleavage. NOT ON. IN. BETWEEN. NO more gingers
So yeah never trust sex tips from yahoo answers
Totally shot down my boss for sex today. Approaching this weekend with a clear conscience and an untouched vagina.
Just gave candy to a strange child. Not my best move.
I just remembered that you tried to trade me for a glass of wine
I just forgot I was standing up.
I don't know if the fact that I carry lube in my purse means I'm living life right or I'm doing it wrong..
Can't we just go back to fucking and having your boyfriend think you're completely straight?
The bar brought brought it upon themselves, they played billy joels piano man before closing, it's not our fault the bar isn't a bar anymore, right?
Can you get an STD by sharing underwear? Walk of shamed home and realized I was wearing someone else’s panties
No one knows. This doesn’t happen to normal people.
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