If you die in college, do you die in real life?
Her breakfeast in bed consisted of half a pop tart that I didn't want, and water that I slipped birth control into... Who says chivalry is dead?
He woke up screaming about pickles. I think it's gonna be a good day.
im kinda looking forward to winter break. ive been away from home for so long i think i can trick my vagina into thinking that these arent the same people ive been hooking up with since high school...
A French guy bit my cheek. Is that sexy there? Also had to threaten to stab the bus driver. I'm not sure I like Europe.
I just remembered you had me meet your law professor while I was wasted...how'd that go?
I have never smelled more like a drunk mariachi band than I do right now.
With your fertility you would just get contact pregnant
Hope you had your fill for the summer my friend, because all the cleavage has been put away for the winter. Fear not; it blooms again in May.
This is the fourth day in a row I've walked outside in the same pajamas. I think the neighbors have finally given up on judging me.
i turned around and there he was, right in my face. i was mid deep throat of a hot dog that i was eating with my hands and no bun. you win FSU, you win.
All I've done is masturbate and drink while being home from college.
I miss my innocence.
I miss being able to say, "I've never done this before."
i really didnt think i was that drunk last night but the txts from unknwn #s that say i like your lace panties are def telling me otherwise
I think I'm the first girl to break a bed with a guy, without even having sex with him while doing so.
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