i'm pissing behind 7/11. if you guys leave... i'll think it's funny too
ok, i just want to know who did it and which end it came out of
the last thing i remember is fucking her. GAME CHANGER i woke up in another bedroom to her younger sister blowing me
Drinking mikes hard & watching the swan princess. i fucking LOVE college
I woke up in my girlfriends bed with another guy laying next to me. wtf.
walking around pouring bird seed on passed out guys in the quad.
Can we put your name for the shipping address for penis ice luge?
I think if it were a part of everyone's daily routine, the world would be happier. International Finger Yourself While Bathing Day.
The smell came through my closed door. His farts are made of rendered tires, and apparently, ghosts.
the fat lady is now rubbing her stomach and staring at me. I hate trains
Im going to be coked out with hello kitty fire arms. Valentines day can suck my dick
I just had to take my laptop away from him because he was on Amazon and had 20 Seahawks garden gnomes in his cart.
His favorite stripper is going to jail. He's taking it pretty hard
I AM STRANGELY AROUSED BY THIS UNEXPECTED DEVELOPMENT AND I AM COMPLETELY OK WITH THIS.
there's crying, and people are upset, and there's a love triangle, and a broken heart, and so much estrogen
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