I have a love/hate relationship when men come within a 10 minute time frame.
So i forgot that my head is completely wrapped in gauze, and tried to do the "come hither" look. He think's i'm brain damaged
definitely fulfilled the lesbian status quo and fucked her in the back seat of my prius
yeah the little voice in my head screaming YOU NEED TO GET LAID eventually grew legs and started kicking me so to avoid brain damage i had to fuck him
So your best guy friend eats your pussy once and a while, no big deal. It's like going to jiffy lube once and a while to let the professionals do it. Your husband should understand .
Came so hard when I was riding him that I actually bit some of his chest hair off. He said I was the first girl ever to do THAT.
If you were more comfortable around gay men, then you too could get wasted at the gay dance club and go home with hot girls.
He sat down, pointed at my Converse and said "I have the same shoes." I thought "I'm going to have sex with you by the end of the night."
I kept having to give myself encouraging advice like, "you know how a path works"
All I remember is while we were making out M.A.A.D City came on so I pushed him off of me so I could rap along.
He understood my need for pizza was more important than my need for sex. He's the one.
But of course I'm in. After all, what fun would the holidays be without trying to find the perfect gift to impress someone you've never met, but need the approval of??
Earlier today I was eating cookie dough from a tube, now I'm laying naked next to a hot guy watching Pawn Stars in between orgasms. You really can have it all.
We were looking everywhere for you and I finally found you in the closet talking to a build a bear.. So I gave you and myself another drink
After the 2nd person threw up, you told us that your 'mint shooters' were just shots of mint mouthwash
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