i know ur right I'm sorry I'm stupid and incompitent look I can't even spell incompetent right! Fuck!
her voice is like 435,765 daggers being simultaneously twisted into my eardrum
i'd rather just be hit by a car than answer her phone calls
u know u need to get laid when watching mike wazowskis gf from monsters inc makes u horny
I guess I tried to spit on a homeless man on the walk home...Out. Of.Hand.
The "puke-towel" started to grow something...
Found a dirty envelope on my seat w ur name and $122.50 written on the front. Nothing inside but what looks like dirty pine needles
i'm not a hellocoptur, but youer in a dorm ans im un a dorm
I wore a leash I'll tell you about it later I had a fantastic time
Did you leave your blow razor here? I need it for crafts.
Look, the coffee machine died a noble death. It was the way it would have wanted to go. It was a mercy exploding, really.
He made me cum via FaceTime, then he made me look at his stock investment charts..
I appreciate having someone to objectively critique my dick pics.
so evidently blowing a guy does not mean he will say hi to you when he sees you in class.. in case you're ever wondering
All I could think about was how many vaginas had been on the toliet that I was pukin in
How do you say "put it in me" in Spanish... I'm dealing with language barriers here.
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