these pics are all outta focus - was this what the camera saw? or what your eyes saw?
sometimes I tug on my anal hairs for pleasure
you've officially gone too far. we are no longer friends
How am I supposed to spread my seed with you "modern women" and your birth control?
We just described beer as "big boy apple juice" to his 2 year old.
Hey I have to teach you how to run in heels before vegas
WRONG DAY TO COME TO CLASS STONED!! WRONG DAY TO COME TO CLASS STONED!! WE'RE WATCHING BIRTHING VIDEOS!!!!
I woke up with a black eye, bruised knuckles, wearing women's clothing, in a house I did not recognize, next to a solid 9. Thank you for making 21 special.
That is NOT what pussyfooting around means. Try that again with your toe and I break it off.
We should totally stay in at new years, have sex and try to time orgasm to the countdown
When you wake up, I have a unicorn coloring book, crayons, mini cupcakes, and booze.
high moment I think I just reached personal nirvana
They left around 10:00 this morning. I've been naked since 10:01.
She was just trying to do dick voodoo. Pretty standard stuff.
He said we were going to get fucked up in the woods so here we are
Step one: We finally agreed on an au pair that we both wanna fuck.
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