have fun at tinkers! p.s. are there any hot guys who look like they wanna wait until marriage to have sex?
Omg my grandpa just told me he wants to die in his 90's shot by a jealous husband
just fell over trying to sit on the toliet like a robot.
He told me his condom was going to expire tomorrow and he needed to use it. I can't believe I fell for it.
I think the puke all over the side of my car actually improves its appearance.
You mailed him a break up letter, because you thought the "joy of receiving a letter" would ease the pain of you dumping him.
I ended up passing out on the shitter for like an hour with mcds smoothie all over my face
Sometimes you gotta take mushrooms and swim on a rooftop pool to figure out your relationship
i know you're at the dentist, but this dick pic was too phenominal to wait and i deserve immediate tit compensation
Oh and an honorable mention for your father's porn collection. Things I'll never forget.
who is that guy in your bed? he looks like jesus..way to keep it festive
I had a drinkin contest with a person that didnt exsist, fuck withdrawl day
Hold on are you sure that we dont have another roommate?
Yes.
I shaved my balls for you. Do you have any idea how hard that is?
So is it your turn now to pretend like dating someone else would stop us from fucking?
where are you guys?
stoned at his house watching water boil
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