Talking to this girl is like playing minesweeper on hard. There's red flags everywhere.
i wish i could shrink down to the size of his dick so i could just thank it in person.
ok, she started talking about how she swears her step dad killed her mom. starting to back out of this one
And yes, in case u were wondering a 25 year old high school agriculture teacher did just hit on me At Walmart bc of my pinata
It was actually pretty good. His cock is as fat as the rest of him and I took out my contacts so I couldn't see him clearly.
I took 20 bucks from you because when I woke up I saw more of you than I ever wanted to see bro.
Totally acceptable.
Call me old fashioned but i like to drunk dial a girl 2 or 3 times before sending a dick pic
The only thing worse than being hungover is being hungover and not able to open your mouth wide enough to eat a cheeseburger
Some daaay... Bet your bottom dollar that some daaay you'll do that mollyyyy
I learn from experience and I experienced what it would be like to completely lose my mind and then wake up with a stab wound.
If he thinks that that is an acceptable way to ask me out he is out his goddamn ginger mindddddd.
So he says to my dad "I'll pull out of your daughter but I'm not going to apologize". Yea, my night was fun.
Why is your ex naked in my apartment?
Only you could make a reflective vest look even remotely sexy
There we go, I shall begin my attempt to achieve whore status today
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